Reclaiming the English Language from the CBC

To preserve all those wonderful green spaces that we love, planners propose to cram more and more of us into smaller and smaller urban compartments. After all, Canadian urbanites must move over and squeeze tighter and tighter to make room for all the refugees and Chinese billionaires this country needs to make it more ‘diverse’ and ‘vibrant’. We must remain a “Welcoming” country, the “Home to the World,” and to seal the deal, designate our bulging metropolises as “sanctuary” cities for illegal — oops — ‘undocumented’ visitors: