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  • Hockey_Sweater 10:53 pm on February 21, 2018 Permalink | Reply  

    Where Would The Vibrancy Of Mass 3rd World Immigration Be If Girls Weren’t Disgusted With Boys In Grade 3 And Everybody’s Forgotten That That Happened By Grade 12? 

    Instead of arguing with brainwashed people on Reddit, I’ve gotten Alex Trebek and Dr. Evil to argue with each other for me…

    Alex:

    “Is it possible for a redhead…

    to be friends with a boy who looks like this…

    in grade 3?”

    “Oh, I don’t know Alex. How do I answer that in the form of a question?”

    “This isn’t really Final Jeopardy, Dr. Evil. It’s that

    Alt-Right blog you started as a platform to

    get elected Hitler of Canada in your

    goal of taking over the entire

    world and killing everyone

    who doesn’t have blond

    hair and blue eyes.”

    “Now answer the question!!!”

    “Oh, I’m not sure. Um, is the correct answer, ‘Yes:

    because children are nice?'”

    “No, you fucking idiot! The only reason people think

    that they could be friends with each other

    in grade 3 is because everyone

    else in the class hated

    them both at one time

    or another.”

    “I don’t think that makes much sense. I thought

    everyone in my grade 5 class got along

    with each other. And I must have

    been nice to everyone in

    grade 3?”

    “You stupid fool! Girls in grade 3 make fun of

    boys when adults aren’t around. The redhead

    and the boy with black hair and freckles

    will take it out on each other. The

    only way they’d be friends is if

     every girl in the class hated

    them both at the same time.”

    “But…But…I was popular in grade 3. Wasn’t I?”

    “You were not popular in grade 3! You looked like

    this…”

    “You were so unpopular girls made fun of you

    wherever you went.”

    “That…That. Can’t be true. I was friends with

    a girl in grade 5.”

    “Yes. After she got over how disgusting you were

    you became friends with her in grade 5.”

    “But I was best friends with Will Smith when I

    was in grade 3.”

    “Yes. You were best friends with the least popular kid

    in the class!”

    “But Will Smith was on, ‘Fresh Prince?’

    He was cool.”

    “When you were in grade 3 girls taunted you

    wherever you went and when you made

    friends with Will Smith it confused

    them and they left you alone.”

    “Could it be that my goal of world domination was

    really all about me getting made fun of

    by girls and forgetting that that

    happened?”

    “Fuck you. I’m going to takeover the entire world

    and kill everyone who thinks Pat Sajak is

    a thing.”

     

    The Holocaust Museum Should Update Their Poem…

    “First the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with green eyes, brown hair and freckles and I did not speak out because on a subconscious level I was disgusted by how when I was in grade 3 they only played with minorities.

    Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with dark eyes, black hair, pale skin and freckles and I did not speak out because I thought the fat guy who looked liked that was amusing.

    Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death other better looking boys with brown hair and freckles who were in remedial and I did not speak out because I was too busy figuring out that a redhead guy was gay because, on a subconscious level, I was disgusted by how when you add Asians to an elementary school the redheaded boy played with girls.

    I didn’t even notice when Seinfeld was a new show that there weren’t any fat or tiny little black guys at my school because I was too busy watching Will Smith on TV. So I did not speak out.”

    Adolf Eichmann never picked up a gun and killed anyone. Neither did Spielberg or Ontario’s teachers.

     

     

     
  • Hockey_Sweater 3:52 pm on February 3, 2018 Permalink | Reply  

    Belgian Senator: Multiculturalist Elites Manipulated Stats To Transform Society With Mass Immigration 

    Elites brought about a “profound transformation” of Belgian society without any public debate by manipulating immigration figures as more than one million migrants poured in, a liberal senator has alleged.

    Writing in Le Figaro, Alain Destexhe said the realities of demographic change are being concealed across Europe by “the multiculturalist lobby which dominates universities, NGOs, public institutions and the media”.

     
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