The Alt-Right Is Updating Its TOS

Here is a brief summary of a recent policy change as we are currently updating the TOS for being a member of the pro-Trump, Neo Nazi, Alt-Right. 

Once you get indoctrinated into the Alt-Right by watching Youtube videos, you have signed an oath to help build a Reich which will last 1000 years. 

If you decide to leave the Alt-Right, before you go running to the New York Times or BuzzFeed, we will now require you to commit Seppuku as the way of opting out.